We're Hiring

Just kidding. We replaced you with a shell script.

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Absolutely Nothing

Did you really think a company powered by 40,000 H100 GPUs needs a Junior Frontend Developer to center a div?

Listen, we get it. The market is tough. You've sent out 4,000 applications on LinkedIn Easy Apply and haven't heard back from a single human being. You're surviving on ramen and false hope. But coming here? That's just desperate.

Why we aren't hiring you:

  • Our AI agent writes 10,000 lines of code before you even finish your morning standup.
  • You require "health insurance" and "vacation days." Our GPUs just require electricity and a robust cooling system.
  • You cry when the build fails. Our AI just rewrites the entire library in Rust.
  • You probably center divs using margins. We have zero tolerance for soyboy CSS.

* Please do not email our CEO your resume. It gets piped directly into /dev/null.

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